Baptists hunting Pagans! This is a must read!

This is a small bit of what is written in this article. Had to share with everyone. Thank you Sea Witch for bringing this to my attention.

Wiccans are generally overweight and of pale complexion. If they are not pale, they use powder or makeup (even male Wiccans!) to generate the illusion of paleness or death. Wiccans are given to the piercing of skin as a sign of submission to their master, Satan. Look for multiple piercing and piercing in peculiar places like the nose, cheeks, eyebrows, lips, fingertips, chin, forehead, tongue, and on the shocking devil’s tip of the ear! Some Wiccans pierce their genitals as well. If you happen to peek over into the stall next to you and see a urination stream spraying in three directions (to mock the Trinity), it is likely the person is a Wiccan who just had the tip of his penis carefully pierced by his coven leader. (NOTE: Most coven leaders are either Catholic priests or tattoo parlor owners)

Wiccans are under a contract with Satan to wear black. It is one of the first things they learn when they are indoctrinated into their cult. You can spot them mostly in leather, lace, black fingernail polish, eye makeup, and lipstick. Some Wiccans even wear black underwear! But since you are a Christian, you won’t have to see that unless you capture one.

It is a well-known fact that Wiccans only bathe once a month, as such; they have a distinctively unpleasant odor they try to hide by wearing perfumes like patchouli or wolf’s bane.

Wiccans wear lots of silver jewelry that is never clean. If you see someone wearing rings, amulets, broaches, or necklaces caked with green mold, most likely that person is a Wiccan.

To read more on this here is the link

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0702/wiccans.html

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Permalink Reply by Darin "The Piper" Harrison on November 30, 2011 at 11:09pm

hell here in missouri, we used to shoot Mormons on sight !

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Permalink Reply by Nox on November 30, 2011 at 11:13am

wow lmao... that entire thing made my day by causing me to laugh very hard. this one is my favorite: "If you happen to peek over into the stall next to you and see a urination stream spraying in three direction"

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Permalink Reply by Green Briar on November 30, 2011 at 11:15am

The whole Wiccan hunting image made me laugh. no bag limit and all that. But living here in the south it's scary and I do think they are serious. Very misinformed and serious.

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Permalink Reply by Nox on November 30, 2011 at 11:52am

but, but, but i like this one from the site: "From what we can gather, like Jewish people, Wiccans kidnap Christian children and drink their blood to seal their commitment to Satan."

oh and one must not leave out the "Jesus Jerky."

belly laughing all the way lol

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Permalink Reply by Doc Molotov on November 30, 2011 at 7:46pm

hey...that christian children's blood helps wash down my daily mormon burger real well. no lingering aftertaste, either. I'm just glad they procreate so prolifically, so that me and all the jews in my neighborhood can imbibe all we want...

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Permalink Reply by Christina Michelle Sanchez on December 1, 2011 at 1:12am

I love Christian children, especially with bar b q sauce! Seriously, I you ask me, I think J C was he first vampire. I mean, think about it. Lazurus, was killed, rose from the dead, had the strength of ten men, and asked his disciples to drink this, his blood, that they might have ever lasting life, and eat of this, his flesh, so that they might have everlasting life? Asking Thomas to put his hand in the whole in his ribs? And hn flying into the sky? Total vampire.......

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Permalink Reply by Green Briar on December 1, 2011 at 7:27am

Christina that is a very interesting concept. Very interesting.

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Permalink Reply by Eire on December 1, 2011 at 10:43am

UGH! I've been tagged, bagged, and claimed in the great southern state of Louisiana...I was rather enjoying my Christian child with a side of Jesus Jerky...damn it all to hell...