Even Pagan Abby would have trouble with these.... Dear Abby did

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved
in across the hall from
me. One is a middle-aged
gym teacher and the
other is a social worker
in her mid twenties.
These two women go everywhere
together, and I've never
seen a man go into or
leave their apartment.
Do you think they could
be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all
the Sex, Nudity, Fowl
Language and Violence on
my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't
trust. He cheats so
much, I'm not even sure the
baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year
old liberated woman who
has been on the pill
for two years. It's
getting expensive and I
think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but
I don't know him well
enough to discuss money
with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my
husband has been fooling
around, and when
confronted with the
evidence, he denied
everything and said it
would
never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he
is taking Judo. Why
would a boy who was
raised in a good Christian home
turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see
the world. I've seen it.
Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son
has been paying a
psychiatrist $50.00 an hour
every week for two and a
half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill
for three months and I
didn't know he drank until
one night he came home
sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and
short tempered I think
she is going through
mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman
whose husband had lost
all interest in sex to send
him to a doctor. Well,
my husband lost all
interest in sex and he is a
doctor. Now what do I do?

Remember, these people
can vote!!

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Permalink Reply by Azraelwitch on July 10, 2009 at 10:12am: MMMMM....Thought they were funny too and I am not opposed to eating some Lebanese.:); ▶ Reply to This