“Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals,” he wrote. “It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.”
“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life. As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”
NSFW (picture of 'toys' in article)
"... those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life."
And so is the spin cycle on a Maytag.
I just figured I would share because it made me giggle.
It makes for good conversation on a wide variety of circles. And possibly even a good giggle like my attempt at humor.
indeed it does!
Republican Presidential Candidate took on outlawing sex toys and masturbation in Texas. A raid in every American conservative household might yield a trove of sexual paraphenalia including whatever secrets the Cruz relatives are hiding in their private lives.
The brief insisted that Texas, in order to protect "public morals," had "police-power interests" in "discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification, combating the commercial sale of sex, and protecting minors." There was a "government" interest, it maintained, in "discouraging…autonomous sex." The brief compared the use of sex toys to "hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy," and it equated advertising these products with the commercial promotion of prostitution. In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship." That is, the pursuit of such happiness had no constitutional standing. And the brief argued there was no "right to promote dildos, vibrators, and other obscene devices." The plaintiffs, it noted, were "free to engage in unfettered noncommercial speech touting the uses of obscene devices," but not speech designed to generate the sale of these items.
"...whatever secrets the Cruz relatives are hiding in their private lives."
Oh Yes, we all have our secrets.
Oh you perv ;o
Did some checking on this dude. He appears to be entirely self-published, has a lot of fans from African-American church congregations, and is obsessed with female sexuality.
Sex sells. I don't think it's a coincidence that he calls himself: "Mack" Major.
Hahah!!!!!!! Mack Major xD
This is one of the most cockamamey things I've ever read!