Only read if you want to laugh........ Seriously
MM,
Okay I was reading some stuff and was passed along this funny thing. If you need a laugh or have a sense of humor then by all means please keep reading. If by chance you have no sense of humor or find silly words offensive then now is the time to look for another discussion...
Okay if you are still reading this then here it goes....... I hope you are ready to laugh.
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit . That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull
shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck
when the s hit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall
in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
Okay so what did you think did you find it funny cause I sure did. This came as an email and when I got up this afternoon I felt all grumpy and drug through the mud ( and not in the good way either).
Any-who-dool I laughed till my spirit was lifted............ amazing the power of laughter.... I think it was sent to me on this day to raise my spirits and I just wanted to pass this along in hopes that if your spirit was down or you were having a bad day maybe............just maybe this would give you a few minutes to sit back and smile.....
Enjoy the rest of your day
Your friend
BB,
Okay I was reading some stuff and was passed along this funny thing. If you need a laugh or have a sense of humor then by all means please keep reading. If by chance you have no sense of humor or find silly words offensive then now is the time to look for another discussion...
Okay if you are still reading this then here it goes....... I hope you are ready to laugh.
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit . That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull
shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck
when the s hit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall
in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
Okay so what did you think did you find it funny cause I sure did. This came as an email and when I got up this afternoon I felt all grumpy and drug through the mud ( and not in the good way either).
Any-who-dool I laughed till my spirit was lifted............ amazing the power of laughter.... I think it was sent to me on this day to raise my spirits and I just wanted to pass this along in hopes that if your spirit was down or you were having a bad day maybe............just maybe this would give you a few minutes to sit back and smile.....
Enjoy the rest of your day
Your friend
BB,
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Blodeuwedd on -
HOLY SHIT!!! LMAO!!
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Permalink Reply by Unbridled_Wind on -
Just hope that everyone gets a good laugh out of this
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Permalink Reply by morgaine1571 on -
i didn't see anything about a person being just plain full of shit~!~
lol
8-P
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Permalink Reply by fireyscot on -
I don't know about this..perhaps I shouldn't give a shit but sell it instead. LOL
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Permalink Reply by morgaine1571 on
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just be careful or you may be stepping in it!
Lmao
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Permalink Reply by Anastasia Fitzgerald on -
Hey, this is a pile of crap! :))
~Magickal Graphics~
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Permalink Reply by Unbridled_Wind on
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It is my pleasure to bring a little bit of happiess and laughter to all those here
I am glad that you liked it............ I laughed so hard when i read it......
glad it helped.
BB
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