I haven't talked on this forum about He Who Shall Not Be Named for about a week now. Maybe longer, I'd have to go check. Tired of both the bitching about him and the praising of his holy name. It's taken over the fookin' forum.
Fook U :)
No, U! Bounces off me and sticks to U! U! U! Hahahahaha!
I lose. It's not even the end of February, and I find myself bitching again about Trump.
You and Katey...
However , if somehow you two can petition
the Kitten Kaboodle , the great goddess of
all , for not only arguing about the one who
can not be named , elsewhere on this forum ,
yet more , Nephele , dragging the nameslime
into this thread , like some antediluvian slug ,
who leaves a trail of undesired anxiety , chaos ,
and migraineal madness wherever he goes , like
some Lovecraftian gibbering Old One , haunting
the outer reaches of everyone's inner consciousness ,
just because he can , and wants to like some whining
baby addicted to tweeting like some are addicted to meth ,
making things up in layers , to cover up his cover ups , and
teaching from some bully pulpit the tender souls of a nation
that that is the way to do his daily business , like some twisted
thinker on a ceramic altar , though gilded with the gold attained
by deeds denied , by alternative factoids emanating like gasses
from the nether regions of subterranean caverns , burning like the
coal fires he seeks to light across a nation , seeking the solace of solar
power , to cloud the issues by denial of cronies' collusive behavior to utilize
fouled air and putrid water to further keep the people in a state of dependence
on the remains of outdated dinosaurs , like he is , wanting to be a god of war and
indulgence in one's whims and fancies , even against the cooperative will of the people
who are still left in a fog of disbelief in a slippage sideways , into some alternate universe ,
where the fires of some religious hell , wait for any who are not true believers to his cause ,
and the goddess media , is whipped by verbage and chained outside the temple , denied the
information she seeks to feed the people , who await and prepare , and pray for some savior...
Oh , my Goddess ! Gods Help Us ! You Now Have Me Doing It !
Oh , Great Goddess Kitten Kaboodle , please forgive thy child who has sinned...
Lead me through the labyrinth by this golden thread...and help me , and mine ,
find the way to again be in thy good graces...( bangs head on floor three times
in penance for this violation of thy decree , not to speak of the one not named )...
Forgive Us !
But but but-he who's not to be named i didnt post here LOL. Theres always loopholes.Plus I want credit for not even bringing the subject i while I am in chat. Argument no there wasnt one. Except for the one i just typed. Have a great weekend. :D.
Your Petition For Credit Is Duly Noted My Daughter
And Your Chattiness Less His Name
Is Hereby Acknowledged
Would You Like Bonus Points
Supersized With This Decree ?
If So Please Donate Three Bitcoins
To Your Nearest Cat Shelter
May Your Weekend Be The Cat's Meow
Pampered And Cuddled By The Universe
Feedback Loopholes Included
Ka - Ching !
No need for bonus points. I will donate some cat food to local shelter all the same :D.
The Kitten Kaboodle Or Pussy Goddess
Deigns To Agree You May Include Thedavera
In Your Practice To Counter Your Claim You Lost
And The Pussy Goddess Asks You To Remind Those Who Have
Forgotten In Their Patriarchal Impotence
Of The Sacred Texts
Of The Vagina Monologues
And The Theme Song Of Our Time
My math sucks. When will it be 100 days? j/k