ROFLMAO I found a news paper ad saying christ is coming

ROFLMAO i found an add today telling people to repent their sins because christ is coming 8 reasons why.
1.Israels rebirth
2.Plummeting morality
3.Famines,violence of the jewish people, and wars
4. increase in earthquakes
5. Explosion or travel
6. explosion of cults and the occult
7. the new world order
8.increase in both apostasy and faith

this is really some stupid stuff and this was printed in a news paper. tell me what you all think

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Permalink Reply by Michelle on November 6, 2009 at 5:28pm: well I thank them for the warning lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by By the Beat of My Own Drum on November 6, 2009 at 5:28pm: scan it in and show us the article.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kalamus on November 6, 2009 at 5:32pm: i would but i dont have a scaner but it gave some links jesussoonreturn.com and USAtoday.com; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lola on November 6, 2009 at 5:34pm: **Runs to hide porn**; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kalamus on November 6, 2009 at 5:36pm: LOL good one; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Аmethyst on November 6, 2009 at 5:45pm: Lmao, i better put up all my sex toy accessories, i have sin! lol
Christ is coming? Sounds like the boogeyman is coming to get you. buwahaha; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Kalamus on November 6, 2009 at 5:49pm: lol dont put them away he may like em LOL; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Аmethyst on November 6, 2009 at 6:23pm: Heck, he probably will like to get down n dirty LOL.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Araelus the Stormwolf on November 6, 2009 at 7:12pm: Father Son and the Holy Ghost, can you take three in one?; ▶ Reply to This