Recently my wife won the toss of a coin and we watched an interesting documentary called;
"Twilight"
It was cunningly cased as a drama, or comedy; or tragedy - or something, actually I'm not really sure which classification it fell under and I refused to go into the video store to see where the wise clerks assigned it's slot.
This was on the level of Shakespeare if it wasn't a documentary. I doubt it's in the classic section yet but they may have to move over Macbeth and Henry V before much longer.
I really must get Netflixs. Maybe for my birthday.
I am left to assume the author of the book lost creative control over the project and they sensationalized her findings.
Fact #1.) Vampires are cold!
How did she know that if she didn't have insider information, huh?
Fact #2.) Vampires sparkle!
Yep, no one knew except vampires before the series was released.
Fact #3.) Vampires are incredibly boring to watch!
Okay everyone probably knew this but still, it's in the film and was not overlooked. That lends itself to authenticity right there.
If you saw this film do you now realize vampires are real or do you remain skeptical even with the proof right before your very eyes?
Permalink Reply by Mary Reinhardt on most of what I would say would get me into a lot of trouble with the vampire folks and the mormons so I'll just bitch about a stupid story that involves a teenage girl so 'in love' that she would be willing to DIE so she could be with her boyfriend. From all the rational mothers with teenager daughters, thanks so much Stephanie!
Permalink Reply by Caitlin on How does disliking Stephanie Meyer get you in trouble with us vampire folk?
In Ms. Meyer's defense, her stories ARE geared for teens. LOL! (apparently anything is okay so long as it gets them to read, even if it's poorly written.) I doubt Old William is shaking in his boots or rolling in his grave quite yet. LOL!
Permalink Reply by Artemis on I may one day have to watch this, I remember when it came out and I just rolled my eyes because i see no point in creating such a thing.. But if it makes me laugh, well then. I bet it would be even funnier if I made it into a drinking game.
Permalink Reply by Andréa Nightflyer on Would be good drinking game - get drunk quick
Every time someone on screen looks constipated - 1 Drink
Every time Kristin Stewart (Bella) appears to be talking to the floor or her crotch - 1 Drink
Every time a vampire sparkles - 3 Drinks
Every time a guy explodes into a wolf - 2 Drinks
Every time Taylor Lautner (Jacob) appears shirtless - take a shot
Every time a line is poorly delivered - 1 Drink
Someone might have drank so much as to be comatose by the end of a single movie - but hey lol
Permalink Reply by Artemis on YES!!! I would be drunk within minutes. Must remember to buy enough alcohol
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