The Man of the House

Mike had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me dinner tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will bring me dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After wards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry.Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?..

The wife replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess.'....

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Permalink Reply by Lightbringer on June 2, 2009 at 1:00pm: That's about the answer i could expect if i pulled that one!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ibaramajo (Avebury Duty Witch) on June 2, 2009 at 1:03pm: Flowers or donation? ;); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lightbringer on June 2, 2009 at 1:06pm: Liquor! I've made it clear to my wife that i don't want any boo-hooing, at least untill everyone is way drunk at the wake.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ibaramajo (Avebury Duty Witch) on June 2, 2009 at 1:10pm: Now liquor I can do! Hope the food's good :); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Julie on June 2, 2009 at 1:05pm: LOL yep that's what my hubby would hear :); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by RAVENOUS on June 2, 2009 at 1:25pm: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
SCORE FOR THE WIFE hahahahahaha
LMAO
love it !!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Celticlass...FAERIE QUEEN on June 2, 2009 at 6:42pm: Wise lady,John; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ANIMALL!! on June 2, 2009 at 5:18pm: OMG&G's... I LOVE IT Jules!!~~ You are one of the few that could get away with this!~ANIMALL!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Celticlass...FAERIE QUEEN on June 2, 2009 at 6:16pm: Aye,the answer my David would get.He'd know better than even making the statements..He cooks dinner alot of the time,now.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Dale on June 2, 2009 at 6:28pm: In {our) houst there is no man of the house.Hone do list "YES " But no manof the house. I say yes dear a lot. LOL Oh Julie and i dont get PIE for it eather; ▶ Reply to This