The Man of the House

Mike had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me dinner tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will bring me dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After wards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry.Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?..

The wife replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess.'....

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Permalink Reply by Julie on June 3, 2009 at 9:26am: *shakes head* Poor Dale :); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Julie on June 2, 2009 at 9:02pm: lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Fionn oMurchu on June 2, 2009 at 9:07pm: I am the King of my Castle, the Lord of my Domain! The minute Bella turns her back!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Julie on June 2, 2009 at 9:09pm: *snicker* :D; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ANIMALL!! on June 2, 2009 at 9:25pm: Fionn my brother, tell our darling Bella to turn around more often!! It's more flattering!! LMAO!~ANIMALL!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Fionn oMurchu on June 3, 2009 at 5:50am: Sometimes I deliberately piss her off just so I can watch her while she walks away *grin*; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Sidiian on June 2, 2009 at 9:54pm: OH yeah!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Whitecat on June 2, 2009 at 10:10pm: This is where I pick up my sword!

Good one Julie..LOL!

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Permalink Reply by Freak Angel on June 2, 2009 at 10:36pm: LOL! Good one.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gone Baby Gone on June 3, 2009 at 12:39am: I heard THAT..; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Inner Seeker on June 3, 2009 at 4:57pm: I love that picture!!!! It has been so passed on to my friends. Yea, my partner is one of those "traditional" men but then again I don't like anyone in my kitchen so we have an understanding that the kitchen is my domain but he helps out a lot and has learned to be gentle and I have learned to relinquish control.

But he would sooooooooooooooooooo know better than to try that stuff. I do have a sword collection.....; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Celticlass...FAERIE QUEEN on June 3, 2009 at 5:05pm: Its good to have at least a snee!! A sword is even better!; ▶ Reply to This