THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot
the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier
than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are
hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit,
the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't
need to know anything else!!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to
know that I do give a shit and hope you have a
nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happen to
catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
(This was sent to be by my friend Fate)
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot
the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier
than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are
hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit,
the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't
need to know anything else!!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to
know that I do give a shit and hope you have a
nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happen to
catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
(This was sent to be by my friend Fate)
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Permalink Reply by Justin on -
Fuck this fuck that fuck yes fuck no fuck you fuck me fuck him fuck her fuck it, to name a few then there's fuck-ing,fuck-ed,fuck-er....
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