The true story of Weiner Dog. A biography.

The origins of the entity we know and love as "Weiner Dog" are steeped in mystery and magick. His tale is a tale of love and loss, a tale of heroic exploits and the very downfall of civilization. Weiner Dog's story is a story of the times and a tragic look at the delicate fabric of our society....

In the beginning, the God and Goddess created life and light and love. Then other things happened (which are Mysteries saved for Trad Witches) and a whole bunch of stuff occurred, then the Goddess said "Let there be weiner dog".

And there was weiner dog.

Those first years were filled with much sadness, as weiner dog struggled to find his place in the grand scheme of things. Eventually though, he did (but I cannot tell you how, it is also a Mystery).

In his fifth year, weiner dog struggled with many of the things we ourselves struggle with; Will the hot dog suit be itchy? Will I find a good place in the yard to pee? What do the other dog's butts smell like? Yes, one could say that weiner dog was practically human.

And so, one dreary day in early spring, our forlorn friend found his way to the magickal and enchanted home of Queen Arachneh who put her hand on weiner dog's mustard covered body and declared "As a sign that you be truly free, you shall come to paganspace and free us from tyranny and injustice and remind all those to stop taking themselves so damn serious."

And so weiner dog came to paganspace where he was loved and cherished by all. And although he takes many forms and wears many faces, there is but one power that is Weiner Dog and he is the very Light that leads us through the darkness.

So it is written. So let it be done. Weinerus Dogerus. E Pluribus Unimus.

Finitio.

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Permalink Reply by Altheria on April 3, 2009 at 6:55am: LOL I Love weiner dog I knew there He had a divine purpose!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MistyDawn01 on April 3, 2009 at 7:09am: Way too funny. Hail Weiner Dog! Hail Queen Arachneh! Great way to start the morning Robert! (with a smile); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ruthanne on April 3, 2009 at 7:36am: I knew there was more to weiner dog than we thought, for he comes directly from the goddess to put smiles on our faces and remove the sticks from our butts! Hail Weiner Dog!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Robert Chapman on April 3, 2009 at 7:46am: Nyx!!! Starrfire!!!! Banish him!!!!! He speaks blasphemy! lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Starrfire Price on April 3, 2009 at 9:12am: To blaspheme Weiner dog is an unforgivable Paganspace offense, it is written, so it shall be...
*lmao*

This post was epic!!
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Permalink Reply by Nyx_DarkSky on April 3, 2009 at 12:27pm: "Puts on her boxing glove's" Yaaaaaaaa! Anyone says anything bad about our mascot Weinnerrrrrrrr Dooooooooog --- *POW*right in the kisser....... LOL

I think Winner Dog should have his own members page profile, since he's PS's mascot and all...

I for one am blessed to have Weiner Dog.. He has deff shined a positive light on many a dark day making us all laugh....; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gavyn in the green on May 31, 2009 at 11:56am: Wesley, my sweet, can we go 'help' Robert together? ;-P; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Altheria on April 3, 2009 at 8:28am: bump* cause i like wiener dog more than certain thread im trying to bury.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Robert Chapman on April 3, 2009 at 8:32am: good job. I know the thread you speak of. Let the light of Weiner Dog cast away the shadows! ;p; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ruthanne on April 3, 2009 at 9:16am: Ahhh...now I understand why weiner dog did not make an appearance on that thread! LOL It takes me a minute sometimes. :); ▶ Reply to This