The true story of Weiner Dog. A biography.

The origins of the entity we know and love as "Weiner Dog" are steeped in mystery and magick. His tale is a tale of love and loss, a tale of heroic exploits and the very downfall of civilization. Weiner Dog's story is a story of the times and a tragic look at the delicate fabric of our society....

In the beginning, the God and Goddess created life and light and love. Then other things happened (which are Mysteries saved for Trad Witches) and a whole bunch of stuff occurred, then the Goddess said "Let there be weiner dog".

And there was weiner dog.

Those first years were filled with much sadness, as weiner dog struggled to find his place in the grand scheme of things. Eventually though, he did (but I cannot tell you how, it is also a Mystery).

In his fifth year, weiner dog struggled with many of the things we ourselves struggle with; Will the hot dog suit be itchy? Will I find a good place in the yard to pee? What do the other dog's butts smell like? Yes, one could say that weiner dog was practically human.

And so, one dreary day in early spring, our forlorn friend found his way to the magickal and enchanted home of Queen Arachneh who put her hand on weiner dog's mustard covered body and declared "As a sign that you be truly free, you shall come to paganspace and free us from tyranny and injustice and remind all those to stop taking themselves so damn serious."

And so weiner dog came to paganspace where he was loved and cherished by all. And although he takes many forms and wears many faces, there is but one power that is Weiner Dog and he is the very Light that leads us through the darkness.

So it is written. So let it be done. Weinerus Dogerus. E Pluribus Unimus.

Finitio.

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Permalink Reply by Altheria on April 3, 2009 at 12:14pm: ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MistyDawn01 on April 3, 2009 at 12:32pm: This tune will probably be stuck in my head the rest of the day. lmao; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lady Eva Michenet on April 3, 2009 at 12:17pm: All hail Weiner Dog! Pass the mustard and bless the saurkraut!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nyx_DarkSky on April 3, 2009 at 12:36pm: They may appear small, but in their minds they are 10 foot tall, bullet proof, VISCUS guard dogs..

Wiener Dog can protect me any day. lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Robert Chapman on May 30, 2009 at 9:51pm: I just felt like resurrecting this thread, since it was fun. We haven't seen weiner dog in awhile.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Fionn oMurchu on May 30, 2009 at 10:00pm: I just scanned his picture and put it on my altar with an offering of Milk Bones before it :); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Robert Chapman on May 30, 2009 at 10:06pm: OMG I have practically the same thing on MY altar!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Fionn oMurchu on May 30, 2009 at 10:08pm: Now wait...should it be Milk Bones or Beggin' Strips?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Robert Chapman on May 30, 2009 at 10:10pm: potato chips. They go better with hot dogs. And those little sweet pickles.; ▶ Reply to This