The true story of Weiner Dog. A biography.

The origins of the entity we know and love as "Weiner Dog" are steeped in mystery and magick. His tale is a tale of love and loss, a tale of heroic exploits and the very downfall of civilization. Weiner Dog's story is a story of the times and a tragic look at the delicate fabric of our society....

In the beginning, the God and Goddess created life and light and love. Then other things happened (which are Mysteries saved for Trad Witches) and a whole bunch of stuff occurred, then the Goddess said "Let there be weiner dog".

And there was weiner dog.

Those first years were filled with much sadness, as weiner dog struggled to find his place in the grand scheme of things. Eventually though, he did (but I cannot tell you how, it is also a Mystery).

In his fifth year, weiner dog struggled with many of the things we ourselves struggle with; Will the hot dog suit be itchy? Will I find a good place in the yard to pee? What do the other dog's butts smell like? Yes, one could say that weiner dog was practically human.

And so, one dreary day in early spring, our forlorn friend found his way to the magickal and enchanted home of Queen Arachneh who put her hand on weiner dog's mustard covered body and declared "As a sign that you be truly free, you shall come to paganspace and free us from tyranny and injustice and remind all those to stop taking themselves so damn serious."

And so weiner dog came to paganspace where he was loved and cherished by all. And although he takes many forms and wears many faces, there is but one power that is Weiner Dog and he is the very Light that leads us through the darkness.

So it is written. So let it be done. Weinerus Dogerus. E Pluribus Unimus.

Finitio.

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Permalink Reply by Ada on May 31, 2009 at 1:07pm: Too salty.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Rose on May 30, 2009 at 11:48pm: I love Weiner Dog!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nyx_DarkSky on May 30, 2009 at 11:52pm: Woooo Hoooo Weinerrrrrrrrrr Doggggggggg, Our little PaganSpace Mascot..

We lovesssssss our Weiner Dog.. Still thinks he needs his own Members page though.. HAHHAH

xoxoxo
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Permalink Reply by Starrfire Price on May 31, 2009 at 4:02pm: Oh Gods, I love Weiner Dog he makes me laugh but unfortunately he can't have a member profile page *sorry* you'll have to remove it.

Don't shoot me or go into weiner dog attack mode k? lol
Hugs,
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Permalink Reply by Ada on May 31, 2009 at 8:25pm: Are you sure all of us are real and not imaginary?
I'm willing to bet a number of us only exist in our own over-active imaginations and in PS.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nyx_DarkSky on June 1, 2009 at 12:25am: Robert honey, Please accept my sincere apologies about (MY) suggestion that Weiner Dog have his own members page... Thought it was a pretty cool thing..

Please know, as Starrfire stated, we love Weiner Dog, but others do not feel the same... :(

Again please accept my sincere apologies.. As Starrfire stated the Weiner Dog page will have to be deleted... I'm soooo sorry.. :(

Kisses to the Wiener Dog,
and Love you Bunches
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Permalink Reply by WiccanVixen on May 30, 2009 at 11:57pm: omg..he is adorable!! I have two weiners myself...lol..Oscar and Peanut..; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gone Baby Gone on May 31, 2009 at 9:31am: Especially on linoleum..; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by thymekeeper-aka-Debbi on May 31, 2009 at 1:44pm: "Relish" the power of Weiner Dog!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by morgaine1571 on May 31, 2009 at 4:11pm: the funny part is i was actually in petsmart yesterday.. and someone was actually looking for the "weiner dog costume" for her little wienie

ah what a sad state this world has come to.. lmao... poor poor puppers... she was a really cute friendly little thing tho.

i still like my beagle puppers... sorry angus is justa cool dude in my book. i know i am highly prejudiced but.. cant help it.

lmao

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