worse pick up line...ever

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Permalink Reply by Morganna on November 9, 2009 at 12:23pm

so your a spicy cub...yum yum....just like i like them.....(wags tail and licks chops) l

Permalink Reply by steven huckaby on November 9, 2009 at 12:28pm

now thats what i call a pick up line mmmmmorgana :)

Permalink Reply by captdick on November 9, 2009 at 11:17am

excuse me your standing on my penis ....my favorite

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Permalink Reply by Melissa on November 9, 2009 at 11:35am

good thing i brought my library card, cause im checking you out!

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Permalink Reply by Dante Layson on November 9, 2009 at 11:58am

"Are you an angel? 'Cause you've got NICE CANS."

- Off a terrible TV show I happened to flick by one night. If anyone said that to me, I'd punch them. Simple as that. :)

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Permalink Reply by punkypagan on November 9, 2009 at 12:09pm

well I am the meanest person I know and I don't get hit on much. had a guy ask me how I'd like my eggs in the morning- I told him unfirtilized. had a guy ask me what my sign was I told him it was stop. but I think the worst one that I got was from some horrid horrid redneck who said I'm a 3rd degriee wiccan bet I could show you a thing or two. I swear I vomited in my mouth then threated him until he left me alone

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Permalink Reply by Hermit oMurchu aka MΣTÂLMÂIÐΣN on November 9, 2009 at 12:18pm

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. *lol*

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Permalink Reply by ANIMALL!! on November 9, 2009 at 12:48pm

Love this one Baby!!! Thanks... I'll have to try it sometime!!! Wanna play Wilma for me?? Love and Miss you darlin'~ANIMALL!!

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Permalink Reply by Hermit oMurchu aka MΣTÂLMÂIÐΣN on November 9, 2009 at 12:31pm

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. *rolling eyes*

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Permalink Reply by punkypagan on November 9, 2009 at 12:36pm

I'm calling the police because you assalted me .. or.. I can't talk to you long because my girlfriends here but could I have your number.. damn I gotta move dudes where I live are so horrible and lame

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Permalink Reply by steven huckaby on November 9, 2009 at 12:37pm

dont move to louisiana lol thats my best advice

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Permalink Reply by Morganna on November 9, 2009 at 12:52pm

what if i move to louisiana....would you have a cup of cat nip tea with me.... purrrrrrr

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