Your Pagan Child Might Be Converting to Christianity IF---funny not mean please!
There are a ton of funny and not so funny articles about Christian children converting to some sort of paganism, but I couldn't find much on Pagan children converting to christianity. This is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Just add your entry below.
Your Pagan Child Might Be Converting to Christianity IF:
*) He/She spills water on you and says 'the power of christ compells you" without thinking about it.
Your Pagan Child Might Be Converting to Christianity IF:
*) He/She spills water on you and says 'the power of christ compells you" without thinking about it.
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Permalink Reply by Blue eyed Michael on -
when the child doesnt what to go out trick or treating cause its scarry
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Permalink Reply by Talaswynn Drag-teine on -
We are totally horror movie family... halloween is our favorite... no every holiday is my kids favorite... even our made up ones... they call them best days... my son asked what a zombie was when he was five... my hubby was so proud!
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Permalink Reply by mamiel on -
She starts reading these cute little comic books--too bad all the characters always end up going to hell.
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Permalink Reply by Sandy Cristel on -
When you swear and scream "Christ on a Crutch" and your kid turns around and mumbles, you blasphemous bint!
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Permalink Reply by Manyfeather on -
Every time you say no, he says, "I'll be praying for you"
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Permalink Reply by Cainwyne Haef Kemelis on -
He/She has changed all the names on your Wheel of the Year to the christian names. Yule - Christmas, Ostara - Easter, etc.
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Permalink Reply by Cainwyne Haef Kemelis on
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His ritual robe has become a bathrobe or he used it when he played Joseph in the local live nativity scene.
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Permalink Reply by Cainwyne Haef Kemelis on
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Depictions of the Goddess have been replaced by pictures of Pat Robertson, Billy Graham, Jerry Falwell, and even Ted Haggard (even after the gay scandal).
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Permalink Reply by Tigarus Mani on -
When the thing that they ask you to read out loud turns out to be the sinners prayer.
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Permalink Reply by Chicago Jen on -
Your Ex-Husband is a Born Again Xian, they hate to lose to us heathens! =) This has been my reality.
Peace!
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