Zombies VS Gators

Let's have a little fun, my brain hurts from all the other political forums.. Sooooo a little rewind here for those that didn't notice the comments in the other forum post..

Due to all the crime lately, Sin and I were joking around..... Sin said she was going to get a bunker, and get ready for the ZOMBIE Apocalypse. Me, I said I'm just gonna move to the back woods, no man's land.. Someone crosses the property line, turn the gators loose on them, and call it a done day.. lol And it went on from there..

Not wanting to hi-jack someone else's forum post, especially due to it's nature.. I figured I'd plop this out here and have a little fun..

So what's the best crime deterrent?? Zombie's who eat brains or Gators who eat everything??? HEHEH

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Permalink Reply by Nyx_DarkSky on November 6, 2009 at 9:53pm: weregators,, HAHAHHAH hummm now that would be a mean mother.. HAHHAH; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gary ~Mit Leib und Seele~ on November 6, 2009 at 11:35pm: I had a nightmare as a kid of bipedal gator like reptiles that rode on hover disks and used laser weapons and they were killing everyone I knew.It was scary as hell for a 6-7 year old.

The real horror actually began after I woke up. When I woke up I noticed the curtains behind my bed bulged out. Me being a reasonable young boy pushed them back down, then the curtains bulged back out. Then the bulge moved toward the edge of the curtains as it got just before the very end it stopped. So again as a logical person I pulled them back to see what it was. When I did one of the gator reptile creatures was standing there with me full awake. I literally ran in terror screaming. But as I was turning away to run it touched me in the stomach and by the time I made it to the hallway I fell with intense pain and screamed and kicked till my parents came. The pain was as intense and any I have ever experienced.

When I got to the doctors office he examined me and nothing was wrong with me. My parents were pissed at me. I have yet to this day figured out why it happened to me.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Myrddin Mac Art on November 7, 2009 at 8:18am: Gary...did you watch those old Land of the Lost shows?...maybe you were being chased by those Sleestack creatures...they were mean, stupid, and ugly!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by AlanHeartsong on November 7, 2009 at 11:03am: Sareesataka! Sareesataka!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Rose on November 11, 2009 at 7:38am: LMAO!!! Oh that takes me back.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by PsychoSomatic on November 7, 2009 at 2:40am: I think tantrum giving children zombies and grumpy costumer service gators would be the best deterrent for anyone.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ariel le boursier on November 12, 2009 at 5:41am: Deffinately gators! Id rather have some kind of intelligent life form guarding my property than a walking carcus whos only focus is to eat brains. Im a big eater and eat pretty much about anything set in front of me...so im goin with gators eating everything :D; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nodoka Phoenix on November 12, 2009 at 8:23am: I think a nice shot gun would work, good enough for my dad, good enough for me; ▶ Reply to This