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Comment by Raina_Vanya Maetharaneal on December 3, 2009 at 2:40pm

Awesome joke Anwen. :D I'll have to put some on here throughout the day today.

Comment by The Dread Pirate Boodrow on December 2, 2009 at 5:31pm

Question: How does a woman get off after having
sex with a fat man?

Answer: With a SPATULA!! [To get her self unstuck!]

Comment by Anwen on December 2, 2009 at 11:00am

A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

Comment by Raina_Vanya Maetharaneal on November 27, 2009 at 5:01am

It is nice to come on here and be able to get a laugh from all the jokes. I hope that everyone had a blessed thanksgiving and that everyone was with their families. Blessed be.

Comment by The Dread Pirate Boodrow on November 26, 2009 at 2:36pm

This bunny is having sex the hard way!

Comment by Mystic Frog on November 25, 2009 at 11:26pm

Holiday Stress Reliever http://www.toilette-humor.com/christmas/turkey_shoot/index.shtml

Comment by The Dread Pirate Boodrow on November 24, 2009 at 5:24pm

Come on!!, Did you really think that they just slept in poppies??
They went Cheech & Chong all the way!

Comment by lady luna on November 23, 2009 at 5:51pm

AAWWW, sniff sniff

Comment by Damh on November 23, 2009 at 1:51am

Poor Bunny...

Comment by NightPoet on November 20, 2009 at 11:30pm

From a Christian friend but had to share it anyways

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
> married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>
> One afternoon the pastor
>
> Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
>
> She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea
>
> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed
> a cute glass
> bowl sitting on top of it.
>
> The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things,
> a condom!
>
> When she returned with tea and
> scones, they began to chat.
>
> The pastor tried to stifle his
> curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got
> the better of him and he could no longer resist.
>
> 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
> Pointing to the bowl.
>
> 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isnt it
> wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this
> little package on the ground.
>
> The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
> prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

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