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Comment by NightPoet 16 hours ago

From a Christian friend but had to share it anyways

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
> married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>
> One afternoon the pastor
>
> Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
>
> She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea
>
> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed
> a cute glass
> bowl sitting on top of it.
>
> The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things,
> a condom!
>
> When she returned with tea and
> scones, they began to chat.
>
> The pastor tried to stifle his
> curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got
> the better of him and he could no longer resist.
>
> 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
> Pointing to the bowl.
>
> 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isnt it
> wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this
> little package on the ground.
>
> The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
> prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

Comment by July Evening Starr on November 18, 2009 at 5:32pm

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan
desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find
water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a
small stand, selling ties.

The Taliban asked ... 'Do you have water?'

The Jewish man replied ... 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a
tie? They are only $5.'

The Taliban shouted, ' Idiot ! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need
water ! I should kill you, but I must find water first !!!

'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want
to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will
find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need ... Shalom .'

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours
later he staggered back .... almost dead.

"Your brother won't let me in without a tie !!! "

Comment by Mystic Frog on November 14, 2009 at 12:05pm

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'

'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I
was just in the bath-room powdering my dick with crushed aspirin. You
can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'

Comment by The Dread Pirate Boodrow on October 24, 2009 at 2:03pm

QUESTION: How doe a woman get off after having sex with a fat man?

ANSWER: With a Spatula!!!
[Scrapes her self due to being stuck to fat man]

Comment by Raina_Vanya Maetharaneal on October 22, 2009 at 1:54pm

Thank you Ramona :D

Comment by Ramona Newman on October 21, 2009 at 5:27pm

raina that one about the parrot in the club was really funny

Comment by Raina_Vanya Maetharaneal on October 21, 2009 at 3:05pm

I have added a few more jokes to the "oh god! hahahahaha!" discussion if anyone wants to go check them out. Some are a little dirty and some are just hilarious. Blessed be All.

Comment by Raina_Vanya Maetharaneal on October 21, 2009 at 2:47pm

Roflmao. I have heard that before Lady Luna but not in quite a while. Thank you for the laugh.

Comment by lady luna on October 20, 2009 at 5:53pm

Love the Pillsbury post, TheGratefulNed, HEHEHE!!!

Comment by Raina_Vanya Maetharaneal on October 20, 2009 at 5:52pm

OMG... That is too funny Ned. LOVE IT!!!

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