The Cackling Cauldron

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Comment by AD(arch-druid) Stephen W. Abbott on September 11, 2009 at 8:24am

Hi! Everyone. I'm back after such a long time. The group looks great. I have a lot of catch up to do. I have been ill a long time. I have had major computer problems.These issues are in the past for now. I hope you all will join my group page and our 40 groups that Abbott'sinn International has on this network. I plan to be posting here soon. Take Care and Blessed Be to you all. AD(arch-druid) Stephen. Peace! Peace! Peace!

Comment by sistermoon on January 31, 2009 at 9:23am

This IS NOT TO MISS EVENT

One thing we're thankful for is the longstanding Blue Ridge Beltane Festival that happens each year in Stanardsville VA. It was started years ago by people whose vision was to create a budget friendly, pagan-community celebration in Central VA. Many, many hands and hearts have given time, energy and love to this festival. With thankfulness, we the 2009 Blue Ridge Beltane Planning Committee, acknowledge all those who have kept the festival thriving.

We also call to all of you who will come MAY 8-10, 2009 and put your energy into another wonderful event!
Come from near or far, for the weekend or a day, alone or with a tribe....but do, come!
Blue Ridge Beltane
"Rising with the flames to renew the future"
for more Info go to
www.BlueRidgeBeltane.org

Comment by Mind Fire on January 22, 2009 at 10:04pm

Ladies, if you want to learn how to hypnotize a man tell him to go to this site.

http://vili.us/hypno.html

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Comment by Mind Fire on October 27, 2008 at 2:23pm

Why did the witch remove her panties before riding her broom.


To get a better grip.

Comment by Silverowl on June 23, 2008 at 12:13pm

A few chuckles for the week.

>Short and Funny
>I dialed a number and got the following recording:
>"I am not available right now, but
>Thank you for caring enough to call.
>I am making some changes in my life.
>Please leave a message after the
>Beep. If I do not return your call,
>You are one of the changes."
> ~~~~~
>
> Aspire to inspire before you expire.
>~~~~~
>
>I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!
> My wife and I had words,
>But I didn't get to use mine.
>~~~~~
>Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
>~~~~~
>Blessed are those who can give without remembering
>And take without forgetting.
> ~~~~~
> The irony of life is that, by the time
>You're old enough to know your way
>Around, you're not going anywhere.
>~~~~~
>God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
>Of an answer for her first question.
> ~~~~~
>I was always taught to respect my elders,
>But it keeps getting harder to find one.
> ~~~~~
>Every morning is the dawn
>of a new error.
>~~~~~
>

Comment by Silverowl on June 19, 2008 at 1:38pm

Today's groaner ---"Where is everybody?" the cowboy asks.
"They've all gone to see Brown Paper Pete hang." says a bystander.
"Why do they call him that?" the cowboy asks.
"Well, he always wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt and brown paper trousers."
"Really?" says the cowboy. "And what are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling."

Comment by *~WytchKatya71~* on June 1, 2008 at 3:34pm

FEEL THE MAJIK - WITCHY'S WIKKED GRAPHIX

Comment by *~WytchKatya71~* on May 28, 2008 at 10:18am

Comment by Jamila on May 23, 2008 at 12:31pm

LIE DETECTOR-


John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy,their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John,'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John.
'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy.After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

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