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Come in sit a spell and bring a joke or two. Everyone needs a good laugh, so this place was created to provide one place where people could post jokes!

Members: 48
Created By: Lady Seren, The Country Witch
Latest Activity: Jun 23

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Going Braless> 3 Replies

Why should women over 35 go bra-less more often? Answer on the next comment!

Started by Lady Seren, The Country Witch. Last reply by Lady Seren, The Country Witch Jun 9.

Real cowboy (some adult content) 2 Replies

An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?” ...

Started by Lady Seren, The Country Witch. Last reply by Lady Seren, The Country Witch Jun 9.

Trapped in the Desert 1 Reply

Three ladies were driving through the desert to go to Vegas. The car broke down in the middle of nowhere. Worried, the first lady said, we need to go find help, I will bring the water we brought ...

Started by SpiritHawk. Last reply by Lady Seren, The Country Witch Jun 9.

Gas 1 Reply

One day this old lady walks into the doctor s office and is shown into a room. When the doctor comes in and asks what the problem is she answers, “I have awful gas, but it doesn t bother me. You se...

Started by Lady Seren, The Country Witch. Last reply by Tempus Loghyr May 29.

Riddles..... 2 Replies

I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I? The letter "e".....Beginning of Eternity end of timE and spa...

Started by Sgionacth. Last reply by Tempus Loghyr May 29.

I was a Psychic Medium (joke) 1 Reply

"I once was a Psychic Medium, now I'm and X-Large!"

Tagged: joke

Started by Rev Dr D.J.Hunter. Last reply by Lady Seren, The Country Witch May 26.

Bumper Stickers 4 Replies

Minds are like parachutes; they only function when open! What's the best thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on... Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He...

Started by Lady Seren, The Country Witch. Last reply by Lady Seren, The Country Witch May 22.

Whay a mother might wish for on mother's day but never say!

For my teenager to announce "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!" Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a quest...

Started by Lady Seren, The Country Witch May 11.

Things a mom would never say!

"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery" "Let me smell that shirt...

Started by Lady Seren, The Country Witch May 11.

Lizard Birth 1 Reply

'Lizard Birth' given to me by Tegan...thanks Tegan! If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will...

Started by Lady Seren, The Country Witch. Last reply by Sgionacth May 9.

Blonde Jokes 5 Replies

You know you have them...and sense Im blonde I can start this post...lol

Started by Lady Seren, The Country Witch. Last reply by Lady Seren, The Country Witch May 9.

M -n- M's

M&M’s An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away fro...

Started by Lady Seren, The Country Witch May 9.

The Benefits of Beer

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra~ "When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up r...

Started by Lady Seren, The Country Witch May 9.

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Silverowl Comment by Silverowl on June 23, 2008 at 12:13pm
A few chuckles for the week.

>Short and Funny
>I dialed a number and got the following recording:
>"I am not available right now, but
>Thank you for caring enough to call.
>I am making some changes in my life.
>Please leave a message after the
>Beep. If I do not return your call,
>You are one of the changes."
> ~~~~~
>
> Aspire to inspire before you expire.
>~~~~~
>
>I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!
> My wife and I had words,
>But I didn't get to use mine.
>~~~~~
>Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
>~~~~~
>Blessed are those who can give without remembering
>And take without forgetting.
> ~~~~~
> The irony of life is that, by the time
>You're old enough to know your way
>Around, you're not going anywhere.
>~~~~~
>God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
>Of an answer for her first question.
> ~~~~~
>I was always taught to respect my elders,
>But it keeps getting harder to find one.
> ~~~~~
>Every morning is the dawn
>of a new error.
>~~~~~
>
Lady Seren, The Country Witch Comment by Lady Seren, The Country Witch on June 21, 2008 at 4:26pm
Groan ....lol! Rustler!
Silverowl Comment by Silverowl on June 19, 2008 at 1:38pm
Today's groaner ---"Where is everybody?" the cowboy asks.
"They've all gone to see Brown Paper Pete hang." says a bystander.
"Why do they call him that?" the cowboy asks.
"Well, he always wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt and brown paper trousers."
"Really?" says the cowboy. "And what are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling."
Lady Seren, The Country Witch Comment by Lady Seren, The Country Witch on June 9, 2008 at 4:04pm
LOL! Both of those are great Wytch Katya! Sorry I havent been around much...summer traveling! Home again for a while! Hope everyone is well and full of smiles and laughter!
Seren
*~WytchKatya71~* Comment by *~WytchKatya71~* on June 1, 2008 at 3:34pm
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FEEL THE MAJIK - WITCHY'S WIKKED GRAPHIX
*~WytchKatya71~* Comment by *~WytchKatya71~* on May 28, 2008 at 10:18am

Jamie Isla Comment by Jamie Isla on May 23, 2008 at 12:31pm
LIE DETECTOR-


John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy,their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John,'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John.
'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy.After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
Jamie Isla Comment by Jamie Isla on May 23, 2008 at 12:29pm
DO YOU THINK HARRY IS A TURTLE?

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"



Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.



While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the situation. The principal told Ms.Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.



Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him he agreed to take the test.



Principal: " What is 3 x 3? "

Harry: "9"



Principal: "What is 6 x6?"

Harry: "36"



And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her," I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal," Let me ask him some questions."



Ms.Brooks: " what does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"



Harry, after a moment:"legs"



Ms.Brooks:" What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"



The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!



Harry replied:"Pockets"



Ms.Brooks:"What does a dog do that a man steps into?"



Harry:"Pants"



Ms.Brooks:" What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', is hairy,oval,delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"



Harry:" Coconut."



The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.



Ms.Brooks:"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry replied:"Bubble gum."



Ms.Brooks:"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"



Harry:"Shake hands." The principal was trembling.



Ms.Brooks:"What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'

That means a lot of heat and excitement?"



Harry:" Fire truck"



The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,"Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven wrong..
Lady Seren, The Country Witch Comment by Lady Seren, The Country Witch on May 22, 2008 at 1:31am
LOL Silverowl! Reminds me of some of my jobs. My shortest lived job was at a dry cleaners...it was so hot I kept getting nose bleeds and only lasted 4 hours. Blessings, Seren
Silverowl Comment by Silverowl on May 16, 2008 at 7:08pm
Here's a few groaners to end the week.......

My Resume'...
1. My first job was working in an
Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.
I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a
Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it -
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler
Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it
would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it I couldn't
cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but
eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a
Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional
Fisherman, but discovered that
I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working
for a Pool Maintenance Company,
but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout
Center, BUT THEY SAID I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work! , I finally got a job as a Historian -
until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND FOUND THAT
I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! .
 
 

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