I get that question alot. How about you? I would consider myself a Metaphysical Witch of Correllian Descent...lol But whose counting? Well, people must be counting cause I keep getting the same questions:
"Are you Wicca or Wiccan do you practice Witchcraft?"
"Do you worship the Devil?"
"Do you practice VOODOO???"
That one is my favorite!
" Did you put roots on me?"
OMG come on now. Most of the men who ask me that question, want to be enslaved. LOL Craziness.lol
"Do you watch Charmed...?" WOW, now that is classic!
"What about Ghost Whisperer?"
"Oh mommy look, she's a witch?"
" You look like a witch...." Geeze, what does a witch look like, somebody tell me, please!
"My son tells me your "Psyche," like you read minds and stuff."
You can't be serious right. Good first impression meeting your mother for the first time. You gotta love it! Imagine the two hour conversation that took place after that!
"You're like a witch right?"
I'd like to click my heels three times and send her back to Kansas if you know what I mean. Oh, but harm ye none! Alright, I guess...lol
"Do you fly on Brooms?" That is my all time favorite. NOT.
I replied, "Of course I fly on Brooms and planes too, if you'll let me!!! "
I guess it doesn't help much when my telekenetic ability is in overdrive and affect electronics and deliberately cause objects to move. Now is that the Witch or the Metaphysician....LOL?
Chime in anytime! LOL Way too funny!!!
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