"What type of witch are you?"

I get that question alot. How about you? I would consider myself a Metaphysical Witch of Correllian Descent...lol But whose counting? Well, people must be counting cause I keep getting the same questions:

"Are you Wicca or Wiccan do you practice Witchcraft?"
"Do you worship the Devil?"
"Do you practice VOODOO???"

That one is my favorite!

" Did you put roots on me?"

OMG come on now. Most of the men who ask me that question, want to be enslaved. LOL Craziness.lol

"Do you watch Charmed...?" WOW, now that is classic!

"What about Ghost Whisperer?"

"Oh mommy look, she's a witch?"

" You look like a witch...." Geeze, what does a witch look like, somebody tell me, please!

"My son tells me your "Psyche," like you read minds and stuff."
You can't be serious right. Good first impression meeting your mother for the first time. You gotta love it! Imagine the two hour conversation that took place after that!

"You're like a witch right?"
I'd like to click my heels three times and send her back to Kansas if you know what I mean. Oh, but harm ye none! Alright, I guess...lol

"Do you fly on Brooms?" That is my all time favorite. NOT.

I replied, "Of course I fly on Brooms and planes too, if you'll let me!!! "

I guess it doesn't help much when my telekenetic ability is in overdrive and affect electronics and deliberately cause objects to move. Now is that the Witch or the Metaphysician....LOL?

Chime in anytime! LOL Way too funny!!!

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Permalink Reply by Morrigan Danu on November 4, 2009 at 3:38pm: Hello I am new to the group. I have to say that many of the questions posted her I have gotten as well. When I first told my family I was Wiccan, my mother accepted it. My grandmother said it is a phase (11 yrs later and its still a phase to her...lol) and said that she knows I could never whorship the devil. No matter what I say to her she still thinks Wiccans and Witches practice devil worship. And my mother caught my sister trying to find my broom....lol. Hilarious.

Rue I think you are right on point with your thoughts.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by J.W.C. Lucian on November 9, 2009 at 5:21pm: I have a question. Does anyone know any REAL books that I can find for summoning the dead? I mean when I go the book store (dumb Idea I know) or surf the internet when I type Necromancer all I get is the definition fo the name or crap about video games. I mean is this something that I sould be focussing from the inside? I mean what words do I speak? lol please don't tell me latin LOL.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by RavenMercurius Shiv on November 17, 2009 at 2:06pm: A good witch..lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by RavenMercurius Shiv on November 20, 2009 at 10:13am: When non-Pagans hear the term witch they look at you with fear and try to burn at the stake; ▶ Reply to This