Every beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting in the cell next to you going "That was fucking awesome!"
Do you believe in love like I believe in pain?
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming & yelling like the passengers in his car.
If you love them, let them go. If they come back, set them on fire.
You have to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got and remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change, things go wrong, just remember Life Goes On.
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a letter saying I approved of it.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
School prepares you for the real world...which also sucks.
Don't fight ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
If only walls could speak. What tragedies would they tell?
Suicide is a way of telling God "You can't fire me, I quit!"
People are like slinkies. They are pretty much useless, but you can't help but laugh when you see one fall down the stairs.