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Boz's Law: given enough time, in any online occult discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a complaint about christianity.

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IpsissimusBoz replied to Dara Allarah's discussion OMG- They are changing the Book of the Law!!!
"Both"
May 3
IpsissimusBoz replied to Dara Allarah's discussion OMG- They are changing the Book of the Law!!!
"DO AS YOUR TOLD SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW WHATEVA WHATEVA I DO WHAT THOU WILT 186. Fuck it let em change it, I've been in and out of the thelemic community for years, and this "crowleyer then you" shit is why I hate thelema. I…"
May 3
IpsissimusBoz replied to Islanda's discussion Christo-Wiccans
"ARRGH you got your monotheist solar Messiah cult in my henotheistic grouping of Neo Somethings! UUURGH you got your henotheist grouping of Neo Somethings in my monotheist solar Messiah cult!"
May 3
IpsissimusBoz replied to Valkyrie Aurora's discussion Need pagans for College project
"1: Do you consider yourself to live in a Rural or Urban area urban2: Why did you choose to live where you live? because fuck pittsburgh 3: What are the benefits of living where you live? What are the problems? closer to larger cities, nice bus…"
Apr 17

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Astrological Sign
Sasquatch
About Me:
"I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the first god damn water! Yes, I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars! I drank the Devil under seven tables, I am too intense to die, I'm insured for acts o' God and Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I cannot be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear no god damn uniform! Yes baby, I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I was suckled by a triceratops, I gave the Anti-Virgin a high-protien tonsil wash! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I armed and loaded! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my ideal playground! I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a spectacle of myself, I am a sight! My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool! Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the Sun! I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to blow me down? I've packed the brownies of the gods, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the mass of my religion, I take drugs! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins before they're picked off the tree! Space monsters cringe at my tread! I wipe the Pyramides off my shoes before I enter my house. I'm fuel-injected, I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm immune! I'm radioactive! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my bread with the juice! I'm supernatural, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in China!
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IpsissimusBoz's Blog

A Call to Action

Posted on August 11, 2012 at 6:21am 1 Comment

come to me, oh come to me, flock around all and hear my words. brothers and sisters of the cloth the time has indeed come. we are beginning to rev up the dancing machines, and She needs YOU to spin the gears and march to the…

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Updates of Mystical Import

Posted on April 17, 2011 at 5:27am 0 Comments

Repost of http://discordiazone.blogspot.com/

Hello Ladies and Germs i am going to go ahead and break the press now rather than later. In Motion is the writing of the LDS Cabals Second book of Discordia.…

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The Schism Of The Schism

Posted on March 21, 2011 at 12:49pm 0 Comments

Last night I had what I thought was a good night, I stayed up, hung out with my friends on-line, watched star trek, and talked with some about forming a fake schism in the LDS Cabal because, well if one person is going to leave to do their own thing, then why not play it up?
Then, I sat down at about 6 am to read some new discordia I D/L'ed
it is 12:09 PM and my friends, the world is a lot different than it was a few hours…
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READ THIS SHIT YO

Posted on January 5, 2011 at 1:21pm 4 Comments

DISCORDIANS,SUBGENII,CHAOFAGS! LEND MY YOUR EARS!  Ihave come upon you now ravenous and deluded, to slap down a rant that out rantsall the rants ranted before. A RANT OF AGES! Here now among us all is this squishy place known to us as EARTH! Full of assholes, ingrates, and GREYFACEDCABBAGE SWINE!…

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At 7:57am on March 28, 2013, Xencoli said…

You did not Irk me lol... I rather have a simluar belief.. tho not the same exactly... I just got disconnected for update..

At 8:04pm on January 18, 2013, Bell Book and Candle said…

At 9:28am on June 09, 2012, Belinos The Canadian Gray Wolf gave IpsissimusBoz a gift
At 2:12pm on April 20, 2012, Artemis said…

<3

At 8:59pm on February 13, 2012, Chaos Mage said…

Nice......

At 4:50am on January 23, 2012, Damiana Evohe said…

Thank you for your comment re Discordia.

Damiana Evohe

At 8:03am on December 29, 2011, Artemis said…

At 11:23pm on December 18, 2011, Maris Hellfaerie (Maire) said…

hahaaa your profile is still a hoot

At 7:02am on December 14, 2011, Feldspar gave IpsissimusBoz a gift
At 12:09am on December 4, 2011, Michael said…

The lowly BOZ bows down to your Almighty Bozness.  Good name.

 
 
 

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