Posted on March 23, 2009 at 11:03pm
This is what I imagined the headline would have been if I had been caught but I didn't get caught so *Muwahahaha!*
My first experience giving birth was something out of the pages of a horror novel. It was the kind of thing that legends spin out of and they make day time tv specials about. It was so incredibly awful that I'm going to skip past it because I don't even want to think about it again. Oooh... Cthulian birth.
Essentially I gave birth to my first child in a… Continue