For Fun..Try to answer these humorous questions.

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Comment by Аmethyst on November 5, 2009 at 6:09pm

Now... since i have provided the answers to the questions above ,DO NOT CHEAT! lol :)
Answer them to your best knowledge my lovelies.

Comment by Аmethyst on November 5, 2009 at 6:07pm

Here are the answers to the questions Lola LOL.

Q: What do you say to an angry witch?
A: Ribbit

Q: What's the best thing about Pagan friends?
A: They worship the ground you walk on.

Q: How can you tell a blonde pagan closed the circle?
A: There's white-out on the floor

Q: Why do witches use Brooms?
A: Because nature abhors a vacuum.

Q: What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
A: A Self-Cleaning Coven

Q: What happens when a Ceremonial Magician gets angry?
A: He goes Qua-ballistic.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?
A: Someone who worships the tree that is not there.

Q: If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich?

Q: What's the difference between a New Ager and a Pagan?
A: A decimal point. An item you'll pay $300 to a New Ager for, you can get from a local Pagan for $30.

Q: How do you tell a New Age witch from a NeoPagan Witch?
A: You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the New Age Witch will sink under the weight of all their overpriced crystals....

Q: Why did the blond pagan have a lasso?
A: She wanted to draw down the moon.

Q: Why did the blond pagan have a remote control?
A: She wanted to channel.

Q: How can you tell a blonde pagan closed the circle?
A: There's white-out on the floor.

A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller. "You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says. "That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man. "That's what you think," says the fortune teller.

What's the best thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on...

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid? --Someone who worships the tree that is not there.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid mathematician? --Someone who worships the square roots of the tree that is not there

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid veternarian? --Someone who worships the bark of the tree that is not there.

What is a California Cauldron? -- Four Pagans in a Hot tub

Comment by Lola on November 4, 2009 at 6:38pm

hahaha I know alot of these :)

1. Ribbit :)

2. They worship the ground you walk on :)

3. Dunno, can't wait to hear this one lol

4. Why do witches fly on brooms? Because they can't drive a stick :)

5. self cleaning coven :)

6. Dunno... can't think of a funny retort at the moment...

7. they worship trees that don't exist? or maybe dance to the beat of one handed clapping? lol

8. lol :) cheeky!

9. about 500 bucks.. :)

10. to draw down the moon? I dunno lol

11. dunno.. but i love blonde jokes lol

12. dunno?

13. ROFLMFAO!! :)

14. Ha! I was right lol

15. ?

16. ?

17. ?

18. can't wait to hear this one too lol :)