I was rooting around the internet trying to avoid the work I set for myself when the children are away when I stumbled upon a video. I could tell immediately the video would likely be amusing with a small chance of boring.
I laughed. Then harder. Annnnnd harder. Till tears actually squeezed out of my scrunched up giggling eyes and down my painfully laugh squished cheeks. Until I had to make my self stop laughing because I was actually getting naseus from the act and seriously thought I might throw up if my stomach muscles kept contracting.
Fortunately the video ended. With a link. Which I clicked. And repeated the whoooooole experience. I decided to share it on here after I declared (in my head) that I would never leave the internetz again thanks to this website. Specifically I would neglect my real life to bask in this glorious site.
Deciding, we *will* use this dictionary and this dictionary to add to our own running dictionary which includes words and phrases we make up or we discover to our delight on the internet, like "Confuckled" and "How Talibanish of you :)<---said with a sweet and genuinely polite smile"). Breathe!
And then I came down off the mommy crack and plunged into a dark self deprecating mommy low: "I don't encourage my children to be as awesome and irreverent and imaginary as she does. I don't devote a whole online presence to my children, much let do it with so much humor and skill. I am a: Bad. Mommy. I consoled myself by checking off my flaws on the "Is this blog for you page." See, I'm not the only one flogging myself at my parenting fails.
So now I slink back to my RL weekend efforts, butI leave the mommy crack with you. Snort if you dare.