My dad sent me over to a place where I can sign up for free food once a month. I didn't complain cause..you know..who in their right mind would say no to free food?. So I was signing up for it and I look around. It didn't really occur to me that the program was religiously affiliated. The guy asked for my religion and I was trying to decide whether I should tell the truth or not. I decided to tell the truth and told him I was pagan and he paused at me. He was all like "ya...I'm gonna put you down for Christian. Don't want god to blow up his computer" as my dad originally suggested while I was trying to decide how to answer that. I'm not sure how to feel about that. The way he reacted suggested he thought I was joking so I'm not offended by him but... I don't know.