DISCORDIANS,SUBGENII,CHAOFAGS! LEND MY YOUR EARS! Ihave come upon you now ravenous and deluded, to slap down a rant that out rantsall the rants ranted before. A RANT OF AGES! Here now among us all is this squishy place known to us as EARTH! Full of assholes, ingrates, and GREYFACEDCABBAGE SWINE!
We may think we knowwhat the fuck is up, but trust me my friends at best we only know what the fuck is diagonal! All of our work is slowly becoming OATMEAL! That’s right, while we have been comfortably doing our khaos andshaking each others dicks, we have un knowingly become the very dull oatmealMIRE that we have so longed to escape!
WE DWELL ON TITLESAND SLOGANS AND CLUBS AND CABALS!
This is just givingTHEM different brand names to our sludge!
WE HAVE ALLOWEDOURSELFS TO BECOME CoMFoRTaBLE with what we have, that our defined chaos isALL JOLLY WELL AND GOOD! While we aredoing this the CABBAGE is out there right now, this very second taking what wehave accomplished AND WATERING IT THE FUCK DOWN!
If what we know aschaos is now becoming mainstream then we must force ourselves to do the onething we have left in our weapons despository- WALK THE FUCK OFF THE JOB!
I cannot sit andwatch as chaos is filtered YET AGAIN into fox news bite sited snacks for THEM!We created a monster and they have MADE STUFF ANIMALS AND CGI CARTOONS OF IT!
So I come to tellyou GIVE IT UP! Just as we had to look on to new horizons and re make chaosmagic into something new and differentfrom what was handed to us by 80's magicians and their ilk, WE ARE BECOMING OLD OURSELVES!
WHEN DISNEY THINKSTHEY KNOW HOW ERIS ACTS, WE MUST HELP HER TRY SOME NEW SEXY DRESS ON!
I WILL NOT sit by and become a page in the history ofchaos, we must break these chains of what we think chaos is now, and FREEOURSELVES FROM OUR SELF MADE DEFINATIONS!
REMAKE YOUR CHAOS ORBECOME THE NEXT BARNS AND NOBLE SHITPILE!
WE ARE NOTOATMEAL!!!!111
WE ARE THE DUMPLINGSOF DISCORD, CHOCOATE JESUS'S CHAOBARS!!!
Death to the image:hail the new flesh has BECOME THE IMAGE!
If DISCORDIA becomesthe new top 40, THEN WE MUST CHAMPION ORDER, JUST TO BE DIFFERENT! AS IT IS ALLPART OF THE FLOW ANYHOW
WE HAVE TO KEEP THECABBAGE ON THEIR TOES!
So join me brothersand sisters, and with glee pour on the gas, DANCE WITH ME AND LIGHT MATCH
WE MUST BURN DOWNTHIS PARADIGM WE CREATED AND CREATE A FUCKING NEW ONE
A BETTER ONE! WITHHOOKERS AND BLACKJACK, HOLOGRAMS AND JETPACKS!
REJOICE! WE ARE ONTHE VERGE OF MAD SCIENCE!