This has been a long standing issue... my neighbor, Travis.
At first I was mildly attracted to him, I'll admit, I was lonely and in a new place, I had a moment of weakness. Now I hope he falls of a ladder at work, I cast a thousand curses on him if not more.
First off, he plays his drums (badly mind you) whenever he feels the urge, I have a 1 1/2 year old son who takes naps and sleeps at night.... he wakes up just about every time Douche Bag McGee plays.
He has bit bull named Jr. he is a nice dog but hyper and destructive. Travis lets him out randomly to roam the lake, many neighbors are to the point where they are shooting the dog with BB guns to get him off of their property. No one wants to be that neighbor that sends the dog to the pound... I'm to that point though. Not only is his dog constantly in my yard but his roommate has a dog now... and his friend brings his dog over as well. Today three of his dogs where lounging on my back porch.. which is now covered in their shit. My dog is too afraid to even go outside now... awesome.
He and his friends continually make themselves at home on our dock. They have now broken two pieces of wood from the walkway, there are cigarette buts in my yard, where my son likes to crawl around and act silly.
He stole our small stack of firewood months ago and hasn't replaced it but said we could take his.... well we haven't needed any so we haven't taken any.
I have asked him MULTIPLE times to ask before coming over, before using our property and before taking anything of ours... he said he understood. Obviously he hasn't since he continues to do it. We now have signs on our property which he and his group ignore over and over again.
If he falls into the lake from our dock he can sue us even though we have repeatedly told him not go on it. We would be at fault. I have contacted the neighborhood president and I am awaiting their call.... I hope its soon. I called the pound and they said to take pictures of the animals on our porch and property.
I tried Hot Foot powder and it worked but not very well. I actually didn't see him or any life at the house for almost a week even though I could hear them once in a while. I need something HEAVY DUTY.
I'm also a bit pissed off because I asked for assistance of a coven sister and she said that she didn't want to do anything unless they knew about it..... WTF really? Okay then next time you need some extra energy don't come to me.
I'm so fucking mad right now I am starting to freak out on everyone! I feel like if I don't get this issue taken care of soon, I might do something horrible... like actually kill him (Im joking I wouldn't actually kill him.... or would I?)
So ladies and gents.... give me some of your most powerful spells! Help me get this parasite out of here because I can promise you I'm not the only one that wants him gone.