I'm an eclectic Pagan looking to meet others! My patron Goddess is Artemis and I honor the Greek, Egyptian, and Celtic Gods and Goddesses. I am also learning about the Avalonian Tradition.
Favorite Books
The Mists of Avalon
Evolutionary Witchcraft
A Celtic Devotional
Old Stones, New Temples
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Hey Alida! Welcome to Pagan Space! Thought I'd drop by and leave a joke for you!
Oh and I post a joke a day on my blog, so come look! Laughter, I believe ALWAYS makes the day go more smoothly! Vila
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
> young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was
> to fertilize the eggs.
>
> The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the
> soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought
> a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
> different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was
> performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
> simply by listening to the bells.>
>
> The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was,
> too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
> rung at all! John went to investigate.
>
> The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
> hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
>>
> But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
> couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
> next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew
> County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
>
> The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
> but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
>
> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician
> could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
> planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them
> when they weren't paying attention.
>
> Vote carefully...the bells are not always audible!
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Hope you have a wonderful weekend, hon! Vila
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Hey Hon! HAPPY WEEKEND!
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Hey hon! Hope your week is positively musical! Vila
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Hope you have a lovely weekend, hon! Vila
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FRIENDS
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're Not.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath, I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
"because you are my friend".
Oh and I post a joke a day on my blog, so come look! Laughter, I believe ALWAYS makes the day go more smoothly! Vila
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
> young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was
> to fertilize the eggs.
>
> The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the
> soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought
> a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
> different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was
> performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
> simply by listening to the bells.>
>
> The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was,
> too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
> rung at all! John went to investigate.
>
> The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
> hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
>>
> But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
> couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
> next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew
> County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
>
> The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
> but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
>
> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician
> could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
> planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them
> when they weren't paying attention.
>
> Vote carefully...the bells are not always audible!