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Grandma got ran over by a broomstick
> Walking home from our house Halloween.
> Now you can say there's no such thing as witches.
> But as for me and grandpa, we believe.
>
> She'd consumed too many spirits.
> And we begged and begged her not to go.
> But she'd forgot her Belladonna,
> So she sashayed right out the door, we didn't know.
>
> When they found her the next morning
> At the scene of the attack.
> She had bristles on her forehead,
> And incriminating brush marks on her back.
>
> Grandma got ran over by a broomstick.
> Walking home from our house Halloween.
> You can say there's no such thing as witches,
> But as for me and grandpa, we believe.
>
> Now we're all so proud of grandpa.
> He's been taking it so well.
> See him in there watching wrestling,
> Drinking wine and dancing skyclad with cousin Nell.
>
> It's not Samhain without grandma.
> She's the one with the big hat.
> And we just can't help but wonder,
> Should we divy up her candy, or send it back.
>
> Grandma got ran over by a broomstick,
> Walking home from our house Halloween.
> You can say there's no such thing as witches.
>
> But as for me and grandpa, we believe.
>
> Now the punch is on the table,
> And the pumpkin, it's so big.
> And the black and silver candles
> That would just have matched the hair in grandma's wig.
>
> I've warned all my friends and neighbours
> Better watch out for yourselves.
>
> They should never give a license
> To a gal who flies a broomstick deosil.
>
> Grandma got ran over by a broomstick,
> Walking home from our house Halloween.
> You can say there's no such thing as witches,
> But as for me and grandpa, we believe

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